When you think of telekinesis you probably think of bending forks or snapping bras or fighting super villains. These are amusing party tricks. However, the real practical awesomeness of telekinesis becomes evident when you turn it back on yourself. Just imagine if you could telekinesis your ass out of bed in the morning rather than having to go through the effort of actually doing it. And then telekinesis your way through your shower. Telekinesis yourself all the way to work and then through dealing with all the crap that involves. All without actually having to reach out and "bend the fork." You could just relax and enjoy life while you telekinesis yourself through the less pleasant bits.
Indirect self motion, you do not directly do anything. You don't actually have to move your hand or make your feet swing out from under the covers. You just telekinesis it. You get to remain in the comfortable repose of your mind and command. No bothersome nerve impulses. Just the power of the mind. The freedom of severing the mind/body connection altogether.
However, thanks to that bastard Descartes, this may be our frustrating reality already. Since he separated the mind and body no one has been able to account for the obvious connection. It is clear that if Descartes is right that we may very well be telekinesising our asses around already. That would suck. Because telekinesis should be awesome and that would make it not be. Descartes was a douche.
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