Tokyo is the center of the world when it comes to being insane in all the right ways. Everyone works 50 hour weeks and after 11PM every night the whole city turns into one giant frat party. I mean there are business women in their power suits with their heads in garbage cans vomiting out their livers. I swear, the back streets turn into dawn of the dead when the bars close down for the night. Old dudes pissing on every perfectly manicured street corner.
Don't get me started on Kabuki Cho. People were fed up with having sex with prostitutes so they started banging dolls instead.
The days aren't much better. Stranded in Shinjuku, wandering the street trying to figure out how it is that if the length of the average woman's skirt was represented in negative numbers it would be longer than what they are actually wearing. Then it gets worse when in a hung over haze you stumble into Akihabara and start actually thinking the cozplay girls are hot because you can't find anything else for miles around. Then it proceeds to get even lower when school lets out and you wonder if the high school girls have been wearing the same skirts since 1st grade. Its November. I admire the thrift, but aren't you cold?
Finally the sun sets and stumbling back into the closest bar in Roppongi you think all is saved, until the man next to you starts explaining how hard it is to be a gigalo to all the high powered women who can't be tied down by a normal relationship. But not to worry. Soon enough the bars will close and you will be right at home with all the other undead crowd flooding the back streets, or is this just the set of some new bondage film in Kabuki Cho?
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