A debate between decomposing personalities of the Zombie Cock brain

Until Iran can build weapons that actually go up, the threat of Nuclear attack in the region is marginal. It is too easy to mess with all the second hand gear they have. If these live American humans ever went to war with Iran, which apparently the more intelligent ones hope they won't, it would be an epic victory.


epic, you sure? Unless you mean it would be epic if the American humans were defeated, then it would be an epic defeat. But the other way around there is no win, in the same way that whether you are victorious or vanquished you always lose picking a fight against a paraplegic.


But what if the paraplegic likes to beat up on quadroplegics because some quadroplegics accidentally have an opinion? He knows what he did. There was no accident. Kick him and his chair into traffic and don't look back.


This would still epicly fail to be an epic victory. It would at best be dirty work that needed doing. The fight may be just but the epicness of the victory is in direct proportion to the odds against. So in the case you propose the action may be just but you have only done a bit of quasi-righteous dirty work. Alternate example: "I just squished a mosquito that is carrying malaria." It needed to be done but I gain no honor. Now if Benin were to outmatch Iran, that would be an epic victory.


You know they may be able to soon if the chimpanzees in the region are not brought in check real soon. The world is for humans! But I digress. Have you seen the Iranian Air Force recently? http://www.spike.com/video/irans-flying-boats/2719513

At least Benin doesn't need to refuel. Also, given the logic of nuclear proliferation and the obvious lack of ability on the part of Iran to develop reliable weapons platforms, Benin will be able to employ the bomb before Iran builds a rocket that works. That is unless the math department at every major university actually decides to go home anytime soon.