Nuclear Proliferation.....Awesome

I am Zombie Cock and I have an opinion on just about everything. Now you would think that preternatural undead barnyard fool can’t have opinions, but that is because you don’t know shit.


Anyway, today’s opinion is, of all things, on nuclear proliferation. To be honest, I have held off from publicizing this one for a while because I have been doing research on another project that involved a massive mescaline overdose, interviewing crack addicts in Oakland, a stint in Peoples’ Park as a messianic figure, hacking Saudi Arabian diplomatic cables, conducting a Coup De Etat in Hades and finally waking up to find that my one true fear of Chimpanzees seeing Planet of the Apes and getting mischievous ideas thankfully had not come to pass.


My readers should know that I am actually making inferences as to all these events because after the Mescaline overdose, not much is really all that clear. It turns out I was in a coma. Again you may think Zombie Cocks can’t have comas, and again you don’t know shit. It actually turns out that in my coma I started this website on which I chronicled a number of my exploits. As I remember the rest of them I will be sure to fill you all in. I also found that during my sleepy time, North Korea attacked South Korea, which brings me to the subject of the day, the bomb.

Apart from the fact that, if attacked, North Korea will turn most of our allies in the region into smoldering rubble with conventional weapons (Japan is one of those allies, and for those of you who follow my work, you will know it fucking rocks), the midget and his fat son have nuclear weapons now too. Now, you may think that such rogue states having such deadly weapons is a bad thing, but what do you propose to do about it? No answer? thought so. However, as always, I have a legit plan to exploit the situation. What all the peace loving troglodyte hippies don’t know is that the answer to nuclear weapons is more of them. The more people who have the bomb, the more afraid to use it everyone will be because the next pretard to think of using it will be too scared of yet another pretard sending the bomb up his ass in retaliation. And whether you all like it or not, after the fall of the Soviet Union, the means to make a bomb are more readily available than STDs at a coop party in Berkeley. That’s right, at this rate even Benin will get the bomb. Granted they will have to drop it from hang gliders, but they will have nuclear weapons. And if you ask me, this is an especially good thing, because Chimpanzees live in the same area and, as I have said, if they are ever allowed to watch Planet of the Apes, they will get sadistic ideas that will pose a threat to my human readers.

So this is the take away bitches, make sure you all have nuclear weapons before monkeys do or else we are all fucked.