One of the deepest questions that has plagued me for millennia is how drugs can be used to affect karmic energies. For those of you who have not yet evolve sufficiently to use a dictionary karma is the currency in the transaction by which my current "life" is the result of my behavior in my last life. Now, if part of that last life behavior included drug use then the karma accrued through that drug use would have an influence on this life. I have been engaged in original research in this field of karmo-narcotics for at least many lifetimes. Of this I am really pretty sure.
It is a difficult research program since data collation must be done through past life regression, but i think it is rewarding and shows promise of really very useful insights into the basic structure of the causal universe and by extrapolation possibly help us understand where politicians come from. What I have so far from this round is that last time around I was this guy:
I haven't been able to get further back than my last life just yet but am still working at it and will continue to do so since if I fail to get further back then the data will be lost until I am released from this cycle of rebirth by getting all enlightened. At that point I will be hard put to to decide whether to emerge into the void of nirvana or to become a bodisatva and return to this plane to share my gained wisdom with all the masses. I could come back and give seminars at the local community center on what drugs to take if you want to come back as a dolphin.....what the fuck? Screw enlightenment, I could be doing that right now (since, more or less by definition no one will live long enough to prove me wrong) and use the income to fund my continuing research.
Okay bitches, I will give this little bit for free: if you don't want to come back as a preternatural undead barnyard fowl, DON'T SUCK COCK FOR COKE ( I think it had to do with a mind frying overdose.....oh yah and the cock part.)
